- I need a therapist
- I need a psychiatrist
- I need Jesus
- I am hungry. I want a super fish burrito and ten rolls of sushi.
- This class is so boring I’m blogging.
- I wanna play volleyball
- I wish I could meet that girl that cut me off this morning.
- I wonder what life would be like if I was skinny.
- I wish I could moon walk
- I wish I could walk on the moon.
-Billy Jean is not my lover.
-You’ve been hit by UGH! You’ve been struck by UGH! a smooth criminal. Tunununun tunun tun tunun tun tununununtun tununtun tununtun.
-If I was hot I wouldn’t wear clothes under my cap and gown.
- I am a substance abuse counselor! Not in contemporary America!
-I AM A FREE FILIPINO MAN!!!!!
As you can see I have no sense of normalcy or a sense of humanity on my brain. I really was thinking all this and as you can tell my thoughts really connect to each other! This is funny to me.